Sunday, November 5, 2017

Chapter 31 Bob and Bettina Alone continued

How It Tasted

Ham

This meat was excellent: tender, well colored, and with a good smoke flavor.

I was pleasantly surprised to see the enthusiasm with which the troops chowed down—everyone assumed it was ham and I saw no point in setting them straight.

Mashed Potatoes

That this dish too was successful was really no surprise—we eat mashed potatoes fairly often.

But I do have to admit that mashing the spuds by hand seemed to make a difference. Generally I use my electric mixer to whip them into shape, but the texture can’t compare to potatoes beaten by hand. 

Whether that’s a good thing to know I’m not certain…hand-mashed potatoes may be superior but oh! they’re a lot of work to prepare.

Escalloped Onions

Filip: Is that cauliflower?

Much to my surprise neither DH nor Son connected this dish to the sharp-smelling onion that had been smoking in the oven just a short time ago. Somehow (miraculously) the onion’s bite disappeared by the time the serving dish landed on the table, and no one was certain what it was.

After being reassured that it was not cauliflower Filip ate a reasonable portion, but my husband needed some encouragement (“Onions are good for you. They have lots of vitamin C.”).

Not that I blame him for being cautious, of course. He has a sensitive stomach and the thought of loading it with acid-producing onions made him a little nervous. But thanks to the soothing influence of the cream sauce and the cracker crumbs he had no trouble digesting this dish; in fact, he asked me to make it again!

Rolls

These rolls really did taste as good as they looked, and by the end of the meal every one was eaten. I was so pleased I didn’t bother to mention that I’d made the rolls with commercial dough (a little deception is an amateur cook’s best friend).

Olive Oil Pickles

Filip: [pounding his chest with his fist]: Stuck for a minute there.

Suffice it to say these pickles were not well received. After a mere forty-eight hours of brining (rather than the recommended three weeks) they were incredibly sharp, horrifically salty, and brought an otherwise pleasant dinner to a screeching halt.

Even I was surprised at how strong these were—and I’m generally a fan of sharp-tasting foods. But these pickles were too much for me, for all of us, certainly—so much so that even in three weeks time I’m not sure I’ll have the courage to serve them again.

Dutch Apple Cake

(with sauce)

Opinions on this dish were mixed. My son (apparently still suffering from pickle shock) didn't want dessert, my husband didn’t particularly care for it, but I thought it was great.

The rather plain cake was jazzed up by the sugar/cinnamon mixture and apples on top, and the lemon sauce really added a nice touch. It was something like a crumb cake with fruit—really delicious, and something I definitely could eat a lot of.

Would I Make This Again?

In a heartbeat. Almost everything was well-received, and my enjoyment of the apple cake seemed to cancel out my husband’s lukewarm reaction.

The only real problem with the meal was exactly the same as last time—every single dish but the pickles was white, tan, or yellow.



However good the food tastes its eye-appeal is important too—something the editors of A Thousand Ways To Please A Husband surely must have known. Sitting down to a meal like this makes me wonder what they were thinking—that all husbands are color blind and/or too busy stuffing their faces to even glance at the plate?

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