Sunday, May 13, 2018

Chapter 42 (Uncle John and Aunt Lucy continued)


How It Tasted

Broiled Ham

These ham chunks couldn’t be called elegant, but the taste was good and I didn’t hear any complaints (not even the standard line from DH that ham is really a breakfast food).

One interesting note: despite all the trimming I did the ham still contained a fair amount of fat, which in fact turned out to be a blessing in disguise. Fat-free ham and stovetop cooking are not a match made in heaven…the few bits I managed to de-fat before frying were dry as wood chips.

Hashed Browns

Milomir: Are these supposed to be so crunchy?

Heard a few moans about this dish—mainly that the potatoes should be softer. Well, I guess mushy potatoes have become standard via my many failed attempts to make hash brown. I never thought anyone could develop such a preference, but apparently it’s happened!

Pickled Beets

No one was quite as excited about these beets as I, but my enthusiasm had an effect--between the three of us we managed to devour quite a few. The charm of the dish (for me, anyway) is that pickled beets taste exactly like pickled cucumbers minus the sodium. And, as beets are beta-carotene powerhouses in the first place, this vegetable is a winner--especially when fat-filled dishes like ham and fried potatoes are on the table.

Bread and Butter

Oddly enough we collectively ate only a few slices of bread and butter—I think because the rest of the dishes were more or less successful (and filling). I strongly suspect there’s a link between bread consumption and the success or failure of a meal as a whole: slap down a Bettina dish that tastes bad and/or looks a bit strange, and bread consumption soars out of sheer hunger.

Brown Betty

Milomir: Sweet!

Alas the absence of real vanilla and particularly lemon extract came back to haunt me…without those this dish was unbearably sweet and shot through with the taste of artificial flavoring.

With that in mind my choice of Gala apples rather than a tart variety like Granny Smith was a major boo-boo as well. The dish really needed a dash of sour—so much so that one of Bettina’s vinegary salad dressings for once have been welcome!

Hard Sauce

Filip: Is it frosting?

This “sauce” was something of a mystery to my dining companions—no one could make heads or tails of it, in fact.

Fortunately I was able to provide the appropriate cue by spooning up a dollop and plunking it on my Brown Betty (and then almost collapsing from sugar shock as I forked up the first bite). The already sweet Betty was rendered almost inedible by the addition of this mixture of powdered sugar and butter…no need to advise the troops, the look on my face as I swallowed was warning enough!

Coffee

Nothing like a cuppa Joe for that crucial jolt of energy—and to help erase the awful aftertaste of a much-too sugary dessert!

Would I Make This Again?

I would (it was easy for a Bettina meal, after all) but with a few modifications:

1.     Locate a reliable source for uncooked ham and give up on those ridiculous ham shanks.

2.     Give up too on trying to produce the traditional crusty hash browns. I find it hard to believe that anyone could prefer piles of (to me) soft, undercooked potatoes, but DH and Son apparently do (saves me a lot of work, now that I think about it).

3.    Do I really need to say anything about the Brown Betty? It was a reasonable dessert that unfortunately got derailed by an act of carelessness on my part (not ensuring I had the proper ingredients before I began). Really, the only change I need to make is to simply follow the recipe—check, check, and check again to make sure I have everything I need beforehand! (Important lesson learned--thanks Bettina!)


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