Introduction
It’s a red-letter day for Bettina: a visit from her
friend Ruth and another opportunity
to show the world that “Bettina knows how to keep house!”
Let potential doubters be forever silenced! Throughout an
afternoon Ruth pays full tribute to our heroine’s varied domestic
skills: cook extraordinaire (“Bob,
you’re going to have a good dinner tonight!”), medic (“[My burn] feels better
already!”), and expert laundress (“I had a chance to refer last night to
something you made me copy and put with my recipe cards. ‘How to Remove Grass
Stains’!”).
We’ll never be certain the efficaciousness of the town
grapevine after Ruth took her leave, but it’s hard not to imagine visitors crowding the bungalow windows to watch
Bettina in a pristine house dress laying a “good” dinner of pork
chops and baked apples before an appreciative Bob!
Part 1
The
Menu
Pork
Chops
Escalloped
Potatoes
Baked
Apples
Head
Lettuce with Congressional Dressing (1932 edition)
Bread
Butter
Rhubarb
Pie
Tea
Preparing the Food
Pork
Chops
Because my last Bettina-inspired pork chops wasn’t entirely
satisfactory (like strips cut from a car tire, in fact) I’m rather pleased to
see these on the menu again.
In retrospect I believe my cooking technique last time
was fine and the chops themselves were to blame. They were cut from the loin (usually
a good cut) but incredibly thick—too thick to be tenderized by simply
browning/poaching in a skillet filled with water.
These new chops are also cut from the loin but far thinner than the last.
Certainly Bettina’s method for cooking chops is simple
enough: season, brown on both sides, add a bit of water to the skillet, and pop
the lid on. Seasonings are minimal too, just salt and paprika.
Hard to see how these could fail, but of course one never knows…
Escalloped
Potatoes
Standard
Idaho potatoes—no elaborate fixin's here!
The recipe says the potatoes are to be cut “very thin”—a
torturous process if one uses a knife.
Fortunately my vegetable grater has
special grooves meant just for spuds and so this shouldn’t be a problem. True,
the cutter’s a little dull and tends to produce rather war-torn bits rather
than neat slices, but anything is better than slicing all those potatoes by
hand!
Adding
flour, salt, pepper, and butter to the potatoes.
Mixing.
And
into a buttered pan with some milk (“Usually one cup suffices”).
Depositing the pan into the oven should have been the
last step before serving, but I realized fairly quickly that a pan of raw
potato slices wasn’t going to bake sufficiently in just fifty minutes—particularly
as the milk wasn’t preheated.
So, after some thought, I drained the potatoes, heated
the milk to the boiling point, poured it back over the potatoes, and returned
the pan to the oven.
Frankly, it goes against the grain to deviate from
Bettina’s cooking directions. She’d be horrified, no doubt--but DH and Son
would be even more appalled to find a dish full of half-raw potato slices on
the table.
Baked
Apples
Another Bettina dish that isn’t unfamiliar to me. In
fact, I made these just a few weeks ago but, as with the chops, they weren’t a
complete success.
At the time common sense told me that, as the hollows
in the apples were to be filled with sugar, it was foolish not to leave a bit
of the core at the bottom to act as a plug. But because the recipe made no
mention of this I dutifully disemboweled the apples from stem to stern and stuffed them with sugar…and, as
expected, the sugar ran straight through into the water surrounding
them.
End result: four withered apples drowning syrup sugar
water (my family was not impressed).
For this recipe I chose Honeycrisp apples—they’re
appropriately tart and probably closer in size to the pygmy fruits Bettina
generally serves up.
Coring
the apples was far easier this time—and of course I left a "plug" at the bottom.
Filling
each apple with sugar, cinnamon, and a dab of butter.
Place
the apples in a dish, add one cup of water, and bake for thirty minutes.
Head
Lettuce with Congressional Dressing
No idea why this dressing is so named, but I find it
interesting that it only appears in the 1932 edition of the book.
Unfortunately I was much less interested (and not at
all happy) to see that it requires the dreaded Bettina-style chili sauce to prepare.
Frankly, this sauce is probably one of the least
popular items in Bettina’s repertoire with my family. The name is certainly a
misnomer—no chili peppers are incorporated in it but rather cinnamon plus
ungodly amounts of vinegar (two cups!).
The
main ingredient of the sauce is tomato. I was able to glean a few from my
rapidly wilting backyard garden—the rest came from the supermarket.
As
always a hot water bath helped loosen the tomato skins, but I did have to
finish the job with a paring knife.
Pretty
sad-looking specimens—tomato season it ain't.
In
a break with Bettina tradition (one of many, I’m afraid) I used my electric
chopper to cut up the onions.
½
cup chopped green pepper.
Sugar…
…and
some cinnamon.
And
onto the stove to cook down.
Later
And after all that fuss I only need two tablespoons of
the stuff for the dressing! But at least it’s no problem to let the rest of the
sauce sit in the refrigerator until I can think what to do with it—thanks to
the vinegar it’ll keep for a million years. <grin>
Happily preparing the dressing itself was a simple
matter despite the plethora of ingredients:
Chili
sauce, spices, sugar, horseradish, catsup, salad oil.
Mixing
the ingredients.
Done.
And now for the greens…
This
lettuce has seen better days. Let’s hope the dressing is thick enough to
conceal it.
Bread
and Butter
The sleeper on the menu—something with which to fill
our stomachs if the rest of the meal fails.
Rhubarb
Pie
I had some doubts about this pie’s main ingredient—it
may be August in Bettina World, but here in California it’s fall and rhubarb is
hard to come by.
Fortunately I was able to locate a source—Whole Foods,
which had a fresh crop for only $4.99 a pound.
Relatively few ingredients, thank goodness.
Suddenly
I’m not quite so sure about this rhubarb—on closer inspection it appears rather
old.
In
the end I peeled only the stringiest pieces, diced everything, and mixed the lot with
sugar, flour, and nutmeg.
Butter
and flour for the crust (pre-measured and chilled).
Cutting
the fat into the flour until the mixture ‘resembles cornmeal’ (the traditional
metaphor—how did cooks describe it before corn was discovered in the New World?)
Adding
cold water (three tablespoons).
As
the crust isn’t coming together I have to add more water…
..and
more…
…and
still more (we’re up to six tablespoons here).
Despite
(because of?) the extra water the crust was relatively easy to roll out.
Three
tablespoons of sugar sprinkled over the bottom crust.
Adding
the rhubarb mixture…
..and more sugar on top.
Lemon
juice…
…and
dabs of butter.
Now
for the lattice crust, a first for me (God help us all).
The
second crust rolled out and cut into strips.
Hey!
this is easy!
Picture-perfect
lattice crust (almost—if you look closely the pattern is broken by an odd strip
on the far left).
Brushing the top with milk to help it brown.
And into the oven (with a cookie sheet underneath to
catch any escaping juices).
Tea
Hot
tea—a
pleasant change from iced.
How It Looked
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